Evil Video Source Sale
September 26th, 2006 by kthorjensenSo one of the reasons I started compiling Evil Videos was because I had too many crazy VHS tapes sitting around. Six years later, I have WAY too many crazy VHS tapes sitting around, so it’s time to clean out the cabinet a bit. Many of these tapes are incredibly difficult to get your hands on, and nobody’ll sell them to you cheaper - $4 per tape, shipping anywhere in the USA included. Here’s the list.
COMMERCIAL TAPES
These are commercial VHS releases in their original packaging.
Kentucky Fried Movie - Skits, snits and Uschi Digart’s tits. A classic
Your World As I See It - Jim ‘Ernest" Varney in a panoply of roles.
Clownhouse - The molester who made "Powder" made this first (and molested the kid actors)
The Robot Vs The Aztec Mummy - The title describes it perfectly. Amazing.
Encounters of the Spooky Kind - Sammo Hung uses fat kung fu powers against ghosts.
The Killer Nerd - Toby Radloff from American Splendor hams it up in this horror spectacular.
We’re All Devo - Collection of awesome DEVO videos, short films, and more
Strange But True Football Stories - Hosted by Vincent Price! Spooky!
Banned From Television II Uncensored - Trashy assorted accidents, maulings, floppy titties, more.
The Castle Cagliostro - Miyazaki! Lupin III! Anime that’s actually good!
Fatty Drives The Bus - A Troma oddity that defies description. Feat: Satan!
Red Spirit Lake - Low-budget sex horror nightmare. Goth chyxx.
Chuck & Buck - Mike White’s creepy sublimated gay masterpiece.
Ice Cream Man - Clint Howard’s finest hour.
A Galaxy Far, Far Away - Documentary on obsessed Star Wars fans. Irritaining!
License To In-Line Skate - Assuming you need said license.
Superman: The Musical - Really, really spectacularly awful.
Chez And Ham - Chinese buddy criminal movie with some amazing awkward situations.
Happiness - Todd Solonz’s best, a cataclysm of horrifying events. "Mom - I came!"
Live from Longmont Potion Castle - Prank calls, mysterious text, rabbit suits.
COMMERCIAL TAPES WITHOUT PACKAGING.
As it says, these don’t have the cases or sleeves or whatever. Sorry.
Panty Hose Hero - You gay? Me gay too. Let’s gay.
Chesty Morgan: Deadly Weapons - Huge scary tits and worse acting
Kaiju Big Battel: Thunder Fortress - Out of print, unavailable Kaiju video
Kaiju Big Battel: Rumble In The Alley - Same as above but better lit
The Magic Christian - Terry Southern amazing epic, one of the funniest movies ever
Mr. Bill - Collection of the original Claymation clips
El Santo Contra La Secuestradores - Masked wrestling against all evil
Classroom Scare Films Vol. 1 - Driver’s Ed gore and more
Fat Boys 3×3 - Three amazing Fat Boys videos with crazy special guests
Drunken Wu Tang - Aka Taoism Drunkard. Little Mouse Car, Watermelon Monster and more
Kiss Me Quick - Hot 60s girls topless and Frankensteins, an awesome combination
QUESTIONABLE ORIGIN - Tapes of mysterious legality from not top-quality providers. Still fine video quality and tons of entertainment.
Lord Rex Fear Live: 1st Annual Urbana Nerd Slam - You can own this amazing Rex performance. It is amazing.
AV Geeks: Best of Huh? - Inexplicable public domain oddities
Best Of AV Geeks (So Far) - Even more public domain madness
The Bloody Curse - Stop-motion action figure silent German horror gore amazingness
The Deception of a Generation - awesome tape of Christian TV host discussing He-Man, more
Grave Robbing For Morons - creepy public access tape of a hesher and his decomposing friends
Kung Fu Genius - Teaches you the secret of Duck Style
Kung Fu Cockfighter - Half Jet Li, half Long Dong Silver. Pretty saucy.
God Hates Fags - Fred Phelps and family on several talk shows. He has awesome rolled-up windbreakers.
Turkish Star Trek - exactly what it sounds like. great monsters.
The KWF (Krazy Wrestling Federation) - backyard wrestling from California
The SWA (Scrambled Wrestling Association) - backyard wrestling from a barn in Fenton, Missouri
Sexplosion - gross terror short with exploding nads
Island Of Perversion - creepy Greek murder couple sex problems movie
Garner Ted Armstrong Rubs Me The Wrong Way - grainy terror footage of televangelist whoring it up in a hotel room
Derby - 1970s roller derby documentary
Frat House - made for HBO but suppressed documentary, amazingly scary
To order, email me at <a href="mailto:kthor@shortandhappy.com">kthor@shortandhappy.com</a> with what you want and I’ll give you Amazon or Paypal information. I will update this list as things are sold.
Of course, all four Evil Videos are available from <a href="http://www.shortandhappy.com/store">the store</a> if you don’t feel like sifting through.
<a href="http://www.shortandhappy.com">ktj</a>
